More than 10 Sock Monkeys the world over have benefited by joining the Hair Club for Monkeys, where our combination of breakthrough technology and outstanding customer service has been satisfying monkeys for months.

University Lecturer and legend, Kevin Fisher, recently brought his sock monkey into the Hair Club for Monkeys headquarters. His monkey, Pepper Spray, was suffering from growing insecurity as he became increasingly aware that his head was bald. After just one visit to the Hair Club studios, Pepper Spray joined the list of success stories and is now an enthusiastic, happy client willing to endorse our product. One can see in the way Pepper sits with total freedom and confidence, he is wearing not just a hairpiece, but a whole new attitude.

Bring your monkey in for a free hair check. We will analyze the scalp to confirm whether your sock monkey is indeed bald. In the case of confirmed baldness, we can begin counseling sessions to prepare sock monkey for the dynamic changes that could be achieved. Should you and sock monkey decide to take advantage of such a life changing opportunity, your monkey can be immediately fit for a toupee and the renewed confidence will follow.

"At first I was skeptical, but moments after putting on the toupee, I felt more attractive and confident. I've gotten a second chance, and this time I know I can stay on the wagon!" Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmonkey - Glasgow

"Often friends tell me I look like the same sock monkey, only TEN YEARS younger! " Pepper Spray - Dunedin

"Sometimes I like to style a wave into my hair and go out to set the night on fire, but then I like to come home, loosen my tie, flip off my wig and climb naked into a tree for a while. Hair Club for Monkeys gives me that option." Mr. Sockmonkey - Dunedin

Ask how to join Hair Club for Monkeys today!